Protection of the guilty
Anyone who has had occasion to wander about the beer boozers, Sierra Tango bars and ogling dens has no doubt taken a fancy to the odd one or two females employed in those establishments. They may even have managed to try out a spot of horizontal folk dancing with said ladies, either in the dine and dash style of the Sierra Tango bars or the more long-term Put Your Toothbrush Next To Mine manner.
However, as other attractions sometimes get in the way, these relationships can occasionally take a little bit of time to flower and prosper and the lady will find herself still gainfully employed in the establishment where you first made her acquaintance.
Therefore it’s a little sad when you’re starting to feel like you could fill an IVF test tube or 10 and you’d like to relieve yourself of some of that tension, you decide to go back to the bar where the lady of your dreams is working and she’s not there.
What’s worse is the girls who work with your missing lady in the bar and were formerly very chatty and helpful have suddenly developed serious cases of amnesia or Alzheimer’s, or both.
You ask a simple question like, “Where is Nok?” and they look at you like you’ve just turned green and have a nestful of vipers protruding from your ears.
Alternatively, they simply lie. “Nok go Bangkok today, you come back tomorrow”, or “Nok day off” or “Nok find cure for lung cancer and go to Sweden to collect Nobel Prize”.
Of course, none of the excuses are the truth, except maybe the last one. Instead of just coming right out and telling you she’d gone off to inspect someone else’s etchings, they become consummate politicians and would have you believe the earth was in fact flat and the moon made of green cheese.
Mind you, any man who actually believes what he’s being told really should think about spending his evenings in the IVF test tube clinic armed with appropriate reading matter. A little plastic beaker won’t lie to you.
Jake
It is truly a blessing when one finds the desired partners dance card filled....it serves to keep one moving along and that my friend is the whole point to the experience we call Pattaya.
Gwats
Like they say in Pattaya ,'You don't lose your girl, your lose your turn". It's absolutely impossible to believe anything that comes out of a Bargirl's mouth. just remember where you are, pay for your 'services', and be greatful when they come up with some bullshit reason not to spend the night.
adrian
It is quite reasonable that the girls cover for their friends,imagine the cat fights there would be if they didn't. I doubt a bar manager would tell you where the girl you are looking for has gone. If you really want to see her,you need to arrange it with her beforehand and agree the price. Do you think the customers don't lie?
Slacker
Ahhh but there the contradiction lies..(pardon the pun)..how many BG's have been promised true love, how many BG's have been told that their new customer is single and not married and will be back for her at a later date..
I would wager we would cover for a workmate, arguably we're not that much different in that respect.
It is a bit funny when you see her the next day in the hotel lobby having breakfast with someone when she was supposedly 600 miles away in Chiang Mai visiting her sick mother who was having a birthday party for the Buffalo's second cousin....
Max
If you believe any of that you should not be allowed anywhere near the IVF clinic , there are enough stupid genes in there already